Life's major questions

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Is it a success if a book about failure sells well?

Is sterility hereditary?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

What does two goldfish in one bowl do if they fall out with each other?

Who was the first person to see a cow and say "Hm, I think I'll pull these and drink what comes out"?

If your knees were on the other side of your leg, how would a chair look?

If you try to prove murphy's law, will you fail?

If you strangle a smurf, what color will it be in it's face?

If swimming is so healthy, how come whales look like they do?

If the universe is endless, how can it expand?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

How does the guy driving the snow plough get to work in the morning?

How come you have to press "Start" to turn off Windows?

How come you don't smash into the wall if you jump in a train thats going 70 miles per hour?

If a person with split personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is a hostage situation then?

Can you trust a statistic saying that 83% of all statistics are made up?

If you're driving 70 miles per hour on the highway and you can't see the sign, why do you lean forward?

When the police arrests a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If it's zero degrees today and it will be double as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Why is it the nose running and the feet smelling?

Why do you never see the headline "Psychic wins the lottery" ?